我等不及要在你身上使用我的新穿戴式假阳具了

Hmm. Such a cool new toy I got. Don't you think?

What? You don't like it? I think it's awesome. Can't wait to use it.

It's like, what, average? At best? What, you can't take average?

Oh, you think it was for you? You thought it was for my girlfriends?

And I'm quite convinced you're going to be able to take this.