Xhaster vs. Pornhub

So, this morning, standing in line trying to get some coffee before work, I hear this guy behind me talking about Pornhub this, Pornhub that, it's the greatest fucking site.

And I turn around, and I'm like, "Dude, dude!" X Hamster is what it said.

It's up and coming, yeah, it's a little guy. Pretty soon it's gonna kick Pornhub's ass, straight out the door.

What you wanna do is do yourself a favor. Do me a favor. Do everybody a fucking favor.

Go home right now. Call out of work. Kick your wife out. Send your ***********, whatever the fuck they do.