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Yeah, they allow me to take my top off because I work with just my construction belt and my fucking trackies

because, well let's be honest, it's quite easy on the eyes, isn't it?

Like, I'm the contractor that your boyfriend gets to play with up on the top floor while we're working away

and when I've got my belt on with nothing other than my bum, your boyfriend fucking loves it.

He spreads my cheeks and he eats my fucking naughty muscle ass.